KONFRONTASI - The stories are legendary… errors made when selecting tattoos under duress, heightened emotions, weakened relationships, or substance influence. But in the end, you alone are responsible for your ink. What follows is a gathering of standout people that boast tattoos that everyone will take pictures of… just for all the wrong reasons.
Star Light, not too Bright
The undeniable top of the bad idea list goes to this winner, whose drunk-night-out ended with a fantastically poorly done constellation splashed across her mug. Already on the phone in the midst of planning its future removal before the morning’s end, her facial ink proves the hard truth: when in doubt, try it out with a Sharpie first.
So That’s What that Smells Like
It takes guts to pull off an armpit tattoo. Even more to envision the appropriate composition as a shark devouring a helpless baby. I wish I thought of that….said no one ever.
Got My Order?
Legend has it that this humiliating tattoo was the result of a lost bet. Nevertheless, it’s one meal this guy won’t soon forget. Or ever.
Over a Billion Served
Keeping with the McDonald’s theme, we present the all-American classic: the Golden Arches tramp stamp. Notice the elegant matching panties and cropped top. Ronald would be proud.
Marilyn, We Hardly Knew Ye
We can’t be sure who this is. It started off as Marilyn, but then something went horribly, horribly wrong. Maybe some anti-itch cream, perhaps? She looks like a decomposing corpse.
Time of Whose Life?
When they see this dude rip off his shirt in preparation for some serious moshing, even the most diehard fan has got to be asking the question “Who’s that cover band playing Green Day tunes?”
So the point is to make fun of the swastika, but somehow with this failed tat we all lose. The back hair isn’t helping the matter, either.
Anyone remember the “Chappelle Show skit” that featured a blind, black white supremacist? This guy has at least two of those personas in that crazy mind of his.
So Far Gone
Think she reps Team Meek Mill or Team Drake? What a classy way to show support for your favorite hip hop artist. And I hope that healed up ok…
At Arm’s Length
Like crib notes gone wild, this aspiring nerdist simultaneously displays his computer ineptitude and lack of memory. There’s a whole lot going on here.
Webster’s Dictionary defines “coarage” as what the drillers from that movie Armageddon did on the asteroid. COURAGE, on the other hand, is “the ability to do something that frightens one.”
Side note: those are some hairy pits!
I was always curious what shows Jesus would want to check out. Hey, it looks like they left off Jars of Clay, one of the lamest Christian rock groups of the time. And spelled Gwen Stefani wrong…
Not Now, Or Ever
I don’t know who this Jon Bovi person is, but tell him that grammar isn’t his strong point. Maybe he should hire a proofreader.
Down for the Cause!
…so now that that’s over, it would be the perfect time to grow a Jeb Bush to cover up that monstrosity on your jaw.